Christmas was beautiful, but now it’s a warm memory fading fast and here come the bills! If, like me, you’re stuck in your current home by (ahem) financial circumstances beyond your control (like self-certified mortgage death, for example); then you’re probably looking around at the same old thing revealed by those departed Chrimbo decs. Perhaps the view is a bit depressing? Maybe you want to brighten up the place? Maybe plastic can’t take much more torture? Well, help is at hand; because among the many options available to you, perhaps the most effective on a budget is self-adhesive vinyl wall decal.

In this short article I am going to refute all the excuses you are likely to come up with when you are trying to shy away from buying wall stickers. Wall stickers are where they are, sister, so wake up and get on board.

Do you think they are a bit complicated to stand out? Wrong! I’ve done a lot and apparently I’m “a clumsy lout”. All you need is a chair to stand on and someone, maybe your spouse, behind you saying “a little to the left, a little to the right, higher! Not there, idiot!”. Wall decals come with full step-by-step instructions that are easy to follow and don’t lie.

Do you think they are too exotic maybe? Wrong again! By the time this campaign is over, the outsiders will be the ones without stickers! Each passing day brings a new convert into the fold; a convert who has seen the undeniable truth of extraordinary courage and style. A quick look at what’s available online will reveal many understated designs amongst the more dramatic examples. One doesn’t need to be some kind of lofty freak living in an asymmetrical hair aesthetic to participate (although you’re welcome too). Essentially, if you can think of it, someone made a sticker. From tiny butterflies to panoramic horizons; from delicate flowers to a large copse, they are all out there.

Don’t know where to put them? They go ANYWHERE; behind the sofa, behind the bed, on the ceiling, on the windows, on the tiles, on the kitchen cabinet doors. If you have a smooth surface, you have a place where a wall decal can be placed. They are big, they are small, they are every color under the sun. Some of them are multicolored! You see, there is no escape.

I survived the winter and now I want a change. Say oh! I got you back; The wall decals are made from vinyl that will peel off any surface leaving no residue and leaving paint behind. When you’ve had enough of a wall decal, it can be removed in seconds without leaving any trace of its existence. Try it with wallpaper. Of course, you can decide that you want to keep them forever. No problem, forever is; they last forever if you want.

Do you want me to stop bothering you? Never! Not until you’ve seen the light. Okay, you didn’t know about them before, but now you do! So go online and get yourself some wall stickers. Oh, and did I mention the prices? Wall stickers are CHEAP! Not ‘considering good value’ but CHEAP! Cheap and IMMENSELY STYLISH. So get over the winter blues and dazzle your friends with WALL STICKERS!