PARIS HILTON TO RELEASE THE HIP-HOP CD. Will you rap duet with Vanilla Ice?

Vanilla ice cream:

All right, stop – collaborate and listen

Ice is back with Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton: Someone – grabs me hard

My boobs are coming out of my nightgown

Will it ever stop? I do not know

Turn off the lights and I’ll explode

To the extreme, I swing a crotch like a scandal

I light a stage, I swallow a pan handle

Dance – boom rush the rumbling speaker

I’m killing your brain, I’m as dumb as you think

Deadly: gives you herpes unbelievably

Use less on my breasts to distract myself from this potpourri

Love it or leave it, I always get my way

Climax on camera but then you have to pay

If there was a problem, my dad would solve it.

Watch the hook on my nose as my DJ spins it

CHORUS

I got ice baby

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* Paris Hilton will release a hip-hop CD.

What is the problem here? Every rap song today is about money, jewelry, and cars. Paris has all 3! The only white woman MOST qualified to be a rapper is Martha Stewart. Because he’s been in jail!

Martha: It’s a hood thing!

* Paris Hilton will release her first CD! If it looks anything like your first DVD, it’s really going to explode!

* Socialite turned mediocre Adult Video Star turned bad actress Paris Hilton is releasing a CD.

Man, the bar is so low a dwarf couldn’t get under it.

* Her rival, Nicole Richie, plans to respond with a “distortion” record. They’re like the 50 Cent and Ja-Rule of bitches.

* On the new Paris Hilton CD, record companies have finally devised anti-piracy technology that ensures that no one illegally downloads their songs from the Internet. The technology is called “the song of Paris Hilton.”